You may recall Q+DD trend alerts about the cap-sac, jeggings and college snuggies - well believe it or not, this one is even more incredible than all of those combined!
Please allow me to introduce you to the Uni-Lazy.
Like most ridiculous trends, I am ready to jump on the Uni-Lazy bandwagon ASAP. Brilliant, brilliant idea!
Here’s the Q+DD…
What is the Uni-Lazy:
A comfortable adult onesie for everyday wear! It’s the most comfortable garment ever created – 100% anti-pill polar fleece and can be worn comfortably anytime, anywhere!
Featured on the Today Show: http://www.foreverlazy.com/as-seen-on-today-show
In the news: http://www.wisn.com/news/22904878/detail.html
Why the Uni-Lazy:
Because being lazy and comfortable should extend to all ages! Whatever age, young or old, when you are wearing the Uni-Lazy you’re telling the world “Why not? I’d rather be comfortable than anything else!” The Uni-Lazy can be worn anytime the user feels that comfort is of the utmost importance. Why would you want it any other way?! Our philosophy at Forever Lazy is simple, do what you want to do, wear what you feel great in, be happy, and most importantly, be comfortable! Life is too short to live every day by other people’s rules or opinions. Forever Lazy encourages everyone to express themselves in a manner that gets them excited about their own comfort, and by doing so you are sure to exude the utmost confidence and creativity. We want people to loosen up, let go of their insecurities and forget about the harsh and judgmental opinions of those around them!
Special Uni-Lazy Features:
The Drop – Stay warm + cozy when nature calls. The patented zipper drop is completely hidden and folds down with ease…
Double Pull – Guys: Have to go #1 but don’t want to get cold? Well this is your answer!
No Footsies – There are simply too many blood vessels in the feet to be wrapped in fleece and not get sweaty. Shoes + Footsies = a disastrously gross result. You should be able to enjoy this lazy, comfortable garment both inside and outside your residence!
Hoodie – Super warm, attached hoodie! Cotton woven draw cord to tighten as needed.
Deep Pockets – Forever Lazy research concludes you can fit three 12 oz. beverages of your choice in each pocket. If for some reason you find it necessary to run (which is very un-lazy like) you won’t have to worry about things popping out of your pockets. Keep your hands warm on those cold days and nights…
How Forever Lazy Got Started:
The release of the 1999 movie “Office Space” played an instrumental role in forging the foundation of Forever Lazy and creating the founders’ business philosophies. Specifically, Peter Gibbons’ famous rant to the Bobs, “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care…you see it’s a problem of motivation” really struck a chord and took on new meaning as the founders started their fancy corporate careers.
Both founders quickly realized in their post collegiate careers at a corporation that closely resembles Initech from Office Space (rhymes with Mohl’s Memartment Lore), that for them it was simply a problem of motivation. It took co-founder Tyler Galganski 17 months to realize he had just about enough of pointless meetings, annoying touchbases, corporate politics and enough repetitive busy work to make just about anybody think to themselves… “Screw it, they can take this job and shove it!” Tyler knew no matter how much he did, or how hard he worked, if he were to continue on in that corporate environment… each day would potentially be the worst day of his life.
Co-founder Dave Hibler’s stint in the corporate world lasted less than six weeks after learning it was not acceptable to joke about throwing somebody out of a window. After HR informed Dave he was canned due to a “zero tolerance policy on threats,” Dave vowed never to work in any environment in which his sweetness and sense of humor was not embraced and promoted by his co-workers. To this day, Dave has refused to set foot back into a traditional office setting. As the oh-so-wise Peter Gibbons so shrewdly summed it up, “human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.”
The things that did motivate Dave and Tyler (often referred to as Davyler for their similar personalities and close friendship since the age of two) could not be found at any typical job, but only at a newly formed and over the top awesome company like Forever Lazy. More than anything, they wanted to work for themselves, and make their work their passion. For Davyler their passion is to spread the word of laziness and comfort and promote the apparel that embodies these sentiments. They believe in the simple things in life, enjoying what they do, not living by anybody else’s rules or standards, and not taking themselves too seriously. Here at Forever Lazy there aren’t CEOs and Presidents, instead there is the CEA-Chief Emperor Awesome (Tyler), and the CSS-Chief Sultan of Sweet (Dave). Because really, there are too many big wig corporate CEO’s and Presidents, and not enough Emperor Awesomes or Sultans of Sweet.
Now I know what you may be thinking, “Because you guys are Forever Lazy, will you be too lazy to deliver awesome customer service and still grow the lazy apparel industry?” The answer is simple. Like we mentioned earlier, for us it’s all about motivation, and because this is our passion we will remain motivated to work tirelessly to spread our ideals of laziness. We just refuse to work in an environment that exhibits annoying and out-dated corporate practices. When we work, we concentrate on serving our customer, coming up with awesome new ideas, and doing this all in a fun and entertaining fashion. Because isn’t that how it should always be? Isn’t life too short to be otherwise?
masterminds behind the uni-lazy
Buy your very own Uni-Lazy here: http://bit.ly/8gryju
a gift that keeps on giving...
THIS has Lindsay written all over it…
Think they could make them in hot pink + sequins for lil ‘ol L+L??
let's hear it for the uni-lazy!!
xx, L
