My second beta fish died recently. (Why can’t I keep anything alive?!) And so, I’d like to say a few words in his honor.
Dearest Big Red,
I hope you enjoyed living with Paige and me for the past few months. We really liked you. You had such a fiery little personality, and I always got a kick out of how you’d immediately eat the food that I’d put into your tank each morning - you didn’t look at it with a raised gill and swim away like your snotty little predecessor, Sir Reggie. Remember all those times that I caught you in the net to clean your tank?! That was fun. Remember how you’d watch hours upon hours of “So You Think You Can Dance” + “Celebrity Rehab” with us? We sure will. You were such a good sport.
Sorry you didn’t make it, buddy. And, I’m especially sorry that the toilet didn’t completely flush the first time I tried to send you off respectfully. I hope you enjoyed my heartfelt rendition of the Mourner’s Kaddish.
You’ll be missed. Please give my regards to Reg.
Love – Lindsay
xx, L













Admittedly, I was a rule-following goodie two shoes for the most part, but what angst-y 15-year-old doesn’t love them some Holden Caufield? 


