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You know the drill: I don’t cook. The best thing I make is reservations. I use my oven for storage. Yadda yadda yadda…

However, I recognize that there are times in which cooking is necessary and a smart girl always has a few tricks in her arsenal. For instance, last week was The Ginger’s birthday and and excellent excuse for my famous cupcakes!

Plus, making cupcakes is a RIOT:

Funfetti!

I’m hesitant to give away all my tricks of the trade, but doctoring up a cake mix is pretty darn simple. If I can do it, you can, too! (If you’re a super cook, you can just skip this post, because I’m going to write it r.e.a.l.l.y. simple for the culinarily challenged…like myself.)

Here’s what you need:

2 boxes yellow cake mix (I like Duncan Heins)
6 eggs
2 sticks (unsalted) butter
2 packages vanilla pudding mix
1 tub of milk chocolate frosting
1 tub of vanilla frosting
2c sour cream
Coarsely ground sea salt
Vanilla extract
Spatula
Muffin tins
Muffin cups
Hand-held mixer (I know, I couldn’t believe I had one, either!)

Suggested accoutrements:
Some type of round candy: I like the salted caramel balls by Choxie…found at Target…IF you can manage NOT to eat them all before you ice and decorate your cupcakes
Black and white sprinkles (separate)
Teeny tiny funnel

Ok, then it’s easy-squeezy. I do this in 2 batches.

1. Combine 1 box of cake mix, 1 stick of softened butter, 3 eggs, 1 package of pudding mix, 1c sour cream and a dash of vanilla extract, mix well and fill the muffin cups in your muffin tins about 3/4 full

(The box says it will make 24 cupcakes, but what they don’t mention that they will be weeny cupcakes. Fill ‘em fuller and each recipe will only make about 18 or so. Particularly if you, um, “taste” the batter. A lot. Don’t judge me.)

2. Bake according to the instructions on the box.

3. Repeat and let all cupcakes cool on cooking racks (I can’t believe I had these, either.) You’ll have about 32 nice, big cupcakes.

4. While the cupcakes are baking/cooling, spoon your chocolate and vanilla icing into two separate bowls. To each: add a tablespoon or so vanilla extract and a few grinds of sea salt. Make sure you taste along the way, so it doesn’t get too vanilla-y or, yuck, too salty. But ton’t be shy, either. The salt is perfect for cutting the supersweet frosting (Thanks to Cari of Sugar Sugar for the tip!)

5. Once the cupcakes have cooled, ice 1/2 with chocolate and 1/2 with vanilla. Then I decorate like this:

  • 6 chocolate frosting with white chocolate round candy on top
  • 6 chocolate frosting with white sprinkles JUST in the middle of the cupcake (use the funnel)
  • 6 vanilla frosting with chocolate round candy on top
  • 6 vanilla frosting with chocolate sprinkles on top

Then I arranged them in my double-decker cupcake caddy (also found at Target) and voilà!

BONUS: You’ll have about 8 extra cupcakes. Throw a couple of those bad boys in some Tupperware and a nice little note and BAM! Perfect “just because” gifty-gift for doormen, fabulous coworkers, neighbors, etc. Luckily I had some hot pink sprinkles on hand, perfect for Kindredly’s birthday last week!

I may not be a domestic goddess…
…but, as DK says, “fake it till you make it!”

xx, LK

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Listen. It’s Friday. And while my body may be here at the office, my brain is already out for the weekend. The forecast is spectacular and I just want to leave you with a few notable things before I peace out of here in favor of finding a nice patio on which to drink cocktails:

1. Last night Doc Hollywood and I FINALLY saw the Da Vinci exhibit at the High. It’s closing weekend, and I am officially suggesting you rush over there to view it before it’s gone.

In the interest of full disclosure, the collection is small and the Good Doctor was expecting a bit more sculpture, but I was absolutely fascinated by the early drawings and sketches. Even the teeny tiny ones were drawn with such meticulous detail, it really was, well, genius. DH’s favorite was a spectacular silver piece but I suspect his real favorite part was his entertaining creative narration:

"I am telling you! The red M&Ms taste much better than the brown ones!"

We were only slightly more mature than my last visit to the High. If you haven’t seen this post, I am begging you to do so.

We finished our night at One Midtown Kitchen: mussels, duck, ravioli and a fantastic SUPER TUSCAN (which is so much cooler than meritage just by name alone, yeah?). Now that? Is a perfect LK kind of night.

2. I know I am always looking for creative excuses for my punctuality problem, but last night, I didn’t need to fabricate anything because 85 was a nightmare due to Zebra Traffic. That’s right: a ZEBRA on the loose in downtown Atlanta. A ZEBRA, y’all.
3. Slick informed Linds and me that that today is the anniversary of the first day Mr. Rogers was nationally televised.
As you know, it is also Slick’s birthday. That is a truly remarkable coincidence. Happy birthday, Slick!

4. LuckyFest is right around the corner. 03/13/10.

More details to come, but use promo code “kraselsky” (no caps) for 20% off your ticket. They are $10 right now, but you know the drill. They increase leading up to the event and will eventually be $30.

ShamROCK it out, yo.

5. Atlanta Magazine’s Best of Atlanta Party (Benefiting Camp Twin Lakes!) is MONDAY. Um, It’s only my 2nd favorite CTL event of the year! Lindsay, Christine, and I will be hostessing the VIP lounge from 7-8p, but before and after we will be swilling delicious wine and cocktails, checking out the silent auction, and sampling the tasty vittles offered by Holeman and Finch, Sublime Donuts, Craft + Craftbar, BLT Steak, and other fabulous restaurants (for a complete list of participating bars and restaurants click here.)

Atlanta Magazine’s Best of Atlanta Party
Monday, February 22
6:00 p.m. VIP/Early Admission
$125 per person online
7:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m. General Admission
$60 per person online, $70 per person at the door

Click here for tickets.

OK! That’s about it. Happy Friday, everyone! I hope we all get out early!
xx, L

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Slick got some good news over the weekend and a celebratory dinner was in order.  If I’d received news worthy of celebrating, I would make a b-line for Bacchanalia faster than you can say “American Kobe Short Ribs.”  However, Slick’s favorite food is BBQ – so we decided that Fat Matt’s Rib Shack would be a perfect spot to grub-it-up in his honor.

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First, we went to Tara Cinema to see Crazy Heart.  We both thought the movie was amazing, and we’ve been listening to the incredible soundtrack + Ryan Bingham downloads almost non-stop since we saw it.  It’s sort of like The Wrestler, but about country music and with The Dude.  Awesome.  We really liked the movie’s message, too.  Everyone, please see it soon!

"it's funny how fallin' feels like flyin'...for a little while"

Back to BBQ:  Fat Matt’s is my personal favorite place to get BBQ in Atlanta.  It’s a relatively small restaurant with lots of character.  In fact, Fat Matt’s was mentioned in the movie, Up in the Air, as the main character’s favorite place to get BBQ because it happens to be the director, Jason Reitman’s, favorite BBQ joint.  In return, the restaurant gave Jason a V.I.P. card entitling him to a lifetime of free ribs!  So freaking cool. 

Moving on…

Fat Matt's

We get to the restaurant and grab some beers while we wait for another couple to meet us.  And who do we see chowing down on Fat Matt’s famous ribs??  None other than Serpas executive chef, Scott Serpas

Scott Serpas, Serpas True Food

(Who vaguely resembles my favorite Modern Family character, Cameron…  Love him!)

CAMERON!!

Obviously, we were in excellent company.  Our friends arrived shortly thereafter and we ordered. 

Fat Menu

Three of us selected the tasty pulled pork sandwiches on white buns – and Slick got the ribs.

Fat Kitchen

My pulled pork was predictably delicious, but I’d never had anything else at Fat Matt’s to compare it to.  Slick let me try one of his ribs – and it was heavenly.  I’m adverse to fat on BBQ, I’d almost rather it be tasteless than bite into fat on meat – the texture weirds me out.  Thankfully, I had no reservations about Fat Matt’s ribs, which were both pretty lean and flavorful.

Fat Ribs

Fat (but not fatty) Ribs

We inhaled our BBQ and washed it down with some Sweetwater beer, all while enjoying the live blues band.  Don’t forget to tip them!

Fat Music

Fat Music

It was a perfect celebratory dinner for Slick!  (He was in hog heaven… Get it?  Get it??)  And today, Slick has another reason to celebrate…HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 

Jeff + Slick

More BBQ is on tap for tonight + Oysterfest @ Steamhouse Lounge tomorrow! 
Get your Oysterfest tickets here: http://www.ticketalternative.com/Venues/500.aspx

Fat Party

xx, L

Fat Matt’s Rib Shack
1811 Piedmont Ave. NE
Atlanta, GA  30324
404.607.1622
www.fatmattsribshack.com

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Slick and Stuart were very sneaky over the past few weeks…

Slick + Stuart

Slick + Stuart

Somehow these amazing (but never plan-oriented) boys pulled together a very thoughtful + incredibly romantic, surprise V-Day getaway for Stacey + me @ Chateau Elan

Chateau Elan

Here’s the Q+DD on Chateau Elan:
Chateau Elan is the largest winery in Georgia and is located in Braselton, 40 miles north of Atlanta.  It was founded in 1982 by Dr. Don Panoz who came from the pharmaceutical industry.  Their wines have won many regional awards including 19 from the Atlanta International Wine Festival, two from The Dallas Morning News Wine Competition and numerous Florida State Fair awards.  The facility is 3,500 acres, but only 50 are dedicated to the vineyard.  Georgia wines are marked “Founder’s Reserve,” but other bottles with the Chateau Elan label can include grapes from a sister property in California.  (www.wikipedia.com)

itineraries in hand...

Once we found out where we were going, we expected to drink a lot of mostly locally grown wine and RELAX RELAX RELAX.  We did not, however, expect to learn “the secret to life” from an enthusiastic Chateau Elan employee.

Wine Tour

Wine Tour

The Chateau Elan wine tour was just one of the many fun events the boys had planned for us during our “V-Day Extravaganza,” but it was the most memorable.  We learned all about CE’s grape harvesting, wine making and bottling process, and then got to taste a few of their signature wines. 

Wine Tasting

After the tasting – in hopes of scoring another heavy pour – the four of us stuck around to chew the fat with some of the CE wine experts + employees.  We spent the majority of our time talking to a particularly friendly, white-haired wine pourer.  Much to our surprise, he told us that he was 77 years old.  Shocked, we asked him how he looked so young and had so much energy.  (This gentleman was in remarkable shape.)  In a beautiful accent, he informed us that “the secret to life” is eating like a diabetic, or watching what you eat at each and every meal, and marrying your very best friend.  Just a little something to think about…

Chateau Elan

We enjoyed a really nice four-course dinner at Cafe Elan that evening, took advantage of the hot tub at the Spa and treated ourselves to a delicious brunch at Le Clos on Sunday morning (wearing our robes and all), but still, my favorite part of the trip was our brief + incredibly enlightening conversation with the Australian wine expert at the tasting.

Spa @ Chateau Elan

Brunch @ Le Clos

What a memorable little trip!  Stacey and I were very impressed with the boys, and we can’t wait to see what may be up their sleeves in the future!  :)

Way to go, Slick + Stuart!

xx, L

Chateau Elan
100 Rue Charlemagne
Braselton, GA  30517
678.425.0900
www.chateauelan.com

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Ever since the numerous (almost too many to count) Dallas Cowboys’ Super Bowl wins in the mid-90’s…

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…I’ve only been watching the Super Bowl for one reason: the commercials.  Admittedly, I’m pretty much the worst person to invite to a Super Bowl party.  If asked, I will make food (last night I whipped up a hearty 6-layer dip), but I require complete silence during the commercials.  Or, I will nicely – but sternly – request that we rewind and watch them again.  Sorry, it is what it is. :)

I didn’t think that last night’s commercials were the best I’ve ever seen in my life, but I definitely had a few favorites.  Here’s a countdown of my Top 5 Favorite 2010 Super Bowl Commercials:

5 – Google: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d816441a2/Google-commercial
This one made me feel all fuzzy inside.  (Or was that the chicken wings?)

4 – The Wizarding World of Harry Potter: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d81644114/Universal-Studios-Orlando-commercial
I “want to go to there” IMMEDIATELY.  Can’t wait until it opens in April!

3 – Kia Sorento: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d81643d98/Kia-commercial
My favorite part was the robot doing the robot.  Brilliant.

2 – Doritos: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d816448d0/Doritos-smack-commercial
This kid killed Slick.  “Keep your hands off my momma…keep your hands off my Doritos!!”

1 – E*TRADE: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d81644636/eTrade-commercial
Every year, E*TRADE does my favorite Super Bowl commercials.  I just love the talking babies.  Lindsay, “the milk-a-holic…” was TBE (the. best. ever.)  AMAZING!

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Not ranked commercials that I also really liked:

Alice in Wonderland: http://superbowlads.fanhouse.com/2010/disney-alice-in-wonderland/
Tim Burton is so visionary.  I can’t wait to see this!

Bridgestone Tires: http://superbowlads.fanhouse.com/2010/bridgestone-bachelor-party/
This one made me giggle.

I have to say that the best part of the entire Super Bowl didn’t even happen on CBS.  It was on Animal Planet: PUPPY BOWL 2010. 

Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl

Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl

I literally almost died watching this.  It started around 3:00 p.m. and was pretty much non-stop coverage of puppies playing in a football-themed pin in Discovery Studios – referee and all.  My favorite parts were when the referee threw flags for “illegal use of paws” and “unnecessary ruff-ruff-ness!” 

Puppy Bowl

Puppy Bowl

Bunny rabbits were situated around the pin next to pom poms as cheerleaders, hamsters flew in a blimp and there was a kitty halftime show.  KITTY HALFTIME SHOW!  I don’t even like cats and I thought this was unbelieveably precious! 

Kitty Halftime Show

Kitty Halftime Show

Watch Puppy Bowl VI highlights here: http://animal.discovery.com/videos/puppy-bowl-vi/

P.S. Did anyone see Kim Kardashian at the game?  I was looking for her the whole time and she wasn’t shown once.  Just saying…

xx, L

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Attention Men: You want to know the fastest route to retirement?  It’s located in a bottle of THIS:

Abercrombie Woods Cologne

Abercrombie Woods Cologne

I am not kidding.  Allow me to explain…

I think my sense of smell has to be my most developed of the five – I’m sure my parents would agree that it is certainly not hearing…  Although I am a bit scent-sensitive, I love how a scent can transport you back in time.  I’ll smell industrial cleaner and immediately think of sleep-away camp or my sorority house.  Dryer sheets make me think of my mom.  Bath + Body Works “Plumeria” Body Spray reminds me of my junior high locker room.  Firewood reminds me of the holidays.  And, Abercrombie Woods cologne makes me think of being young. 

All the boys wore it during high school.  It is very identifiable and still gives me butterflies in my stomach.  I ran out of perfume the other night at Slick’s house when I was getting ready for dinner and fished around in his drawer to find something I could spritz instead.  

Infallible Logic: Slick wears cologne.  He likes how his cologne smells.  If I wear his cologne (for one night), he’s obviously going to like how it smells on me because, well, he bought it… 

Anyway, he has about 30 cologne bottles in a drawer under his sink.  I reached to the bottom, and much to my surprise, I came up with a bottle of Abercrombie Woods.  I sprayed it on and Slick complimented me on it twice before we left his place. 

The next day, I wore it again.  We decided that Woods was probably one of the best colognes ever created, and although we didn’t realize it before, we had missed it.  I noticed that the bottle was dangerously low, and since V-Day is quickly approaching, I went online to see if I could order him a replacement.   Well, that is just not happening.  (Sorry, Slick.) 

Much to my dismay, Abercrombie stopped producing Woods in winter 2005.  WHY?!  Seriously, why would they do that?!  Obviously I haven’t been into A+F in five years to know that it was discontinued, but STILL.  It was such an amazing cologne!  I just cannot believe that they stopped making it!  I am astonished.

Now, you can get a bottle on Amazon for a whopping $299: http://bit.ly/7fMqrh
(Sold a bit cheaper on Perfume Network, but still… http://bit.ly/7hWaDT)
While I do enjoy a good sale and love finding bargains, I am certainly not cheap.  However, I cannot even imagine paying upwards of $200 for Abercrombie cologne.  I just can’t!

Unbelievable.

Moral of the story:  Never throw anything away.  If you happen to still have a bottle of Woods that you bought in 2001 for $38.00 – Don’t. Use. It.  Don’t let your girlfriend use it when she runs out of perfume.  Sell it on eBay and go to Vegas.  Go to Bacchanalia.  Give it to your favorite bloggers…  Just keep it far away from me, please.  = Torture.  :(

xx, L

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No?

No?

Well, you should. He’s fabulous. We met back in 2005 when I first moved to Atlanta while doing a show together and it’s been magic ever since! He is not only handsome (obvi) and insanely talented and funny and charming, but also the mastermind behind my last two spectacular birthday costumes!

Witness:

Dirty Vegas '09

Dirty Vegas '09

80's '08 (Not pictured: outrageous crinoline skirt, pink bloomers and hot pink mock crock pumps.)

80's '08 (Not pictured: outrageous crinoline skirt, pink bloomers and hot pink mock crock pumps.)

Oh. and we once appeared in photographs on the wall of a restaurant together:

laurenhollisAnyway. Darling, creative Hollis has a new venture and it looks so fun!
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Here’s the Q+DD:
“Odd Man Out Theater Company invites you on a Bawdy Romp through the most famous – and infamous – of the Bard’s most notable masterpieces!
Written by Timothy Gray, this latest comedy adds a touch of vaudeville and cabaret traditions, set amidst the lush Red Den cocktail lounge, upstairs at Danneman’s.

Our cast features the notable talents of Autumn Farley, Clark Harris, Christy Hutcherson, Will Johnston, Hollis Smith, Whitney Umstead, Holli Walker, Paul Wolski & Jackie Wyer

Late night naughtiness awaits! Doors open 9:30 pm; Showtime 10 pm… Friday & Saturdays… Adults Only… dress to impress… a whole new joint upstairs…

BYOB w/FULL MIXER BAR AVAILABLE… only 20 bucks… tell your friends… well, tell your cool friends…

And don’t miss FRIDAY, JANUARY 22! Special 11 PM SHOW! A portion of the proceeds benefits JOINING HEARTS! Come out and support a worthy cause!

Advance tickets for each performance are available now through each cast member and at the counter @Danneman’s Coffee! Get yours now!

don’t be afraid… it’s only Shakespeare – like you’ve NEVER seen it before…”

Listen. When you get right down to it, everyone loves Shakespeare. The best comedies, tragedies, and love stories are all in there. Plus, this looks ultra fun and Hollis is amazing and whoever wrote the description obviously loves excessive punctuation even more than L + I do….so obviously I’m totally inskis and I hope you are too!

xx, L

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Slick and T.C. were on a mission. A very important mission. A mission to properly assess the extensive list of exotic dipping sauces at Leon’s Full Service.
leonsThey assembled a small, but brave crew. Lindsay to organize the trip and me to…well, to dip pub frites in dipping sauces. I knew I was up for the challenge. I adore condiments and I have never, ever met a french fry I didn’t like.

There were 4 of us and 14 of them.

We decided to divide and conquer and each chose two: Garlic aioli, goat cheese fondue, masaman curry, leon’s bbq, smoked tomato mayonnaise, fresh horseradish mayonnaise, cucumber-dill yogurt and spicy mango catsup.

We got sauce!

We got sauce!

(Look out, peppercorn gravy, madras curry catsup, black pepper mayo, bacon + tarragon mayo, and straight-up mayo: we are coming for you.)

Our favorites? Let me break it down for you:
1. Masaman Curry
2. Horseradish Mayo
3. Goat Cheese Fondue
4. Cucumber-Dill yogurt.

finishedsauce
We all agreed that the smoked tomato mayo and bbq were just ok and that the spicy mango catsup was kind of gross. Lindsay’s favorite, though? Straight up catsup.

She's a purist.

She's a purist.

The bottom line is this: I LOVE CONDIMENTS. The other bottom line is this: I love fries. The other, OTHER bottom line is this: I love the dipping sauce schtick and there is just something about Leon’s that feels like an event.

Mission accomplished.

It’s Friday. Go on, get your sauce on. You can do it.

or french fry?

or french fry?

xx, L

Leon’s Full Service
(404) 687-0500
131 E. Ponce de Leon Avenue
Decatur, GA 30030
www.leonsfullservice.com

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The last I heard, the female to male ratio is Atlanta is 3/1.

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However, men - if you are having difficulty finding “that special someone” and you happen to be a member of L.A. Fitness, I would like to cordially invite you to my workout class (Body Works + Abs) every Wednesday evening at 7:00 p.m. and Sunday mornings at 11:00 a.m.  in Atlantic Station(I am a total sucker for workout classes…)

Feast your eyes.  And, you’re welcome…

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Last Wednesday, I counted roughly 38 attractive women (38!!) and a mere three men in my class.  The class is HARD, too.  It’s taught by one of the greatest L.A. Fitness instructors ever, Mike, who incorporates a lot of P90X techniques into our workout.  Anyway, the class is real-deal and it’s pretty social.  Each time I go to it, I think that it would be a prime pick-up spot for guys.  And, I regret not better hydrating before class… 

L.A. Fitness – Atlantic Station Class Schedule: http://www.lafitness.com/Pages/clubClassSchedule.aspx?clubid=384

Just sayin’.

xx, L

la_fitness

L.A. Fitness – Atlantic Station
261 19th St. Suite 1140
Atlanta, GA  30363
404.810.9015
 
www.lafitness.com

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Dear Potential Knights-in-Shining-Armor,

I’d like to offer you all a little advice regarding the feminine mystique.

Sincerely yours,

L

Let’s talk Girl Talk

I’m pretty much an expert considering I’ve been Girl Talk-ing since 1988 – thanks to our neighborhood Toys”R”Us! 

Girl Talk circa 1988
                          Girl Talk circa 1988

And, I’m still Girl Talk-ing today…  Thanks, Mr. Gillis, for all the super-fantastic workout tunes.

Girl Talk circa 2009

Girl Talk circa 2009

Let’s get to business…

The National Institute for Mental Health claims that the human brain isn’t fully developed until age 25. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A52687-2005Jan31.html).  I think it is safe to say that most of our lovely Q+DD readers are teetering around or are over quarterlife, so I think it’s time for us to all start understanding each other – and I’d like to help!

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I am sure it is not surprising to anyone to hear that females aren’t generally literal.  We sugarcoat, dance around issues and we rarely say exactly what we mean.  We do this to men and women alike.  We find it difficult to tell a friend that her new haircut is heinous or that “yes, you do, in fact, look particularly enormous in that outfit.”  Oftentimes, we say one thing, but mean another completely – and we expect our men to know what we really mean.  Naturally, this misdirection confuses men.  So, here’s a little cheat sheet to help you guys out:

What Women Say vs. What We Mean…

1- Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2- Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed – this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3- Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something – and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”

4- Go Ahead:  This is a dare – not permission.  Don’t. Do. It.

5- Loud Sigh:
  This is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh does not mean that she is tired.  It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing.”)

6- That’s Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7- Thanks:  A woman is thanking you – do not question.  Just say you’re welcome.  (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say “you’re welcome.”  That will likely evoke a “whatever”).

8- Whatever:
 Is a women’s way of cursing without sounding like a sailor.

9- Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it:
  Another dangerous statement – meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?”  For the woman’s response refer to #3.

10- It’s Your Decision: The correction decision should be obvious by now…

IMPORTANT:  When a woman asks: “Do I look fat in this dress?”  You should NEVER say “yes.”  Ever.  What she is really saying is: “We haven’t had a fight in a while.”  It’s a trap.  Don’t fall for it – you are smarter than that.

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Print this out.  Study it.  Keep it in your wallet for reference.  And, feel free to contact the Q+DD (thequickanddirtydirty@gmail.com) with follow-up questions.  Good luck out there! 

We are rooting for you!!

xx, L

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cakeslogo_offEven though, as a theatre major, I happen to know that “cakes and ale” is a term first spoken by the character Sir Toby in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night that is now used to describe the good/fun/enjoyable things in life (thank you, University of Texas Theatre!), I couldn’t get Eddie Izzard out of my head for the entire ride to Cakes & Ale Restaurant in Decatur last night.

Cake or Death?

Cake or Death?

I’ll take cake, please!

Anyway. I’ve been jonesing to try Cakes & Ale for a while now, it just LOOKS adorable from the outside.

Witness:cakesale

I was not disappointed!

Here’s the Q+DD on Cakes & Ale: Owned and operated by Decatur residents, their menu (displayed on 2 chalkboards in the front and back of the restaurant) changes daily to utilize the best seasonal produce and their food is made from fresh ingredients: local vegetables, humanely-raised meats and non-endangered fish, and freshly-milled grains. Located on the corner of West Ponce de Leon Avenue and Ponce de Leon Place, it is absolutely darling on the inside: quaint, cozy, and minimalist but still very chic.

Last night, the idea was to get there early and have a cocktail while we waited for L + O, but the restaurant is kind of tiny and the bar scene was so packed we couldn’t find a seat! (Which was fine, of course, because we were on Lauren Standard Time so we weren’t all that early anyway…)

So once they arrived, we shared two gorgeous bottles of wine and the house-marinated olives and fried okra. Now, I don’t know how fried okra could get any better. It was just pure cornmeal-y slightly salted deliciousness, I tell you.

For dinner, I ordered the stuffed peppers with butternut squash agrodolce, which was to. die. for. I seldom opt for the vegetarian selection but it looked too good to pass up…and it WAS. I also had the opportunity to try the striped bass with shell beans, kale, preserved tomatoes, sorrel, bacon, ham brood and savory (this dish was served served with NC Trout earlier in the evening, but they ran out and replaced it with the bass, but I don’t think anything could have been lost in translation, everyone LOVED it.)

Owen ordered the burger which, admittedly, I didn’t try, but it looked fantastic and he really enjoyed it. The Q+DD on the burg is that it’s made with brisket and pork belly and is usually served on a whole-wheat bun, but last night on an English muffin which Owen said was a really nice, light contrast to the heaviness of the patty. What I can tell you for sure is that the accompanying shoestring fries were fab.

We finished our meal off with a couple of ports (perfection) and the most amazing desserts…ever: an apple, oatmeal + pecan crisp with rum raisin ice cream and the salted cashew and caramel tart with crème fraîche. Y’all, we were in h.e.a.v.e.n. (The word “exquisite” may have been thrown around. Several times.) We resisted the “phatty cakes” but they looked adorable in their little glass cake stand on the bar on our way out the door. All-in-all, it was a really good time, I’d be back in a heartbeat.

Sometimes I feel like Decatur is the Bermuda Triangle of Atlanta: Its difficult to get there, and once you’re there, you feel like you need to make an evening of it. But with places as cool as Cakes & Ale, I wouldn’t mind getting sucked in from time to time…

darling LWood

darling LWood

As the Bard says, “Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?”

xx, L

P.S.  Eric was there, too.  (Happy?)

Cakes & Ale Restaurant
www.cakesandalerestaurant.com
254 W. Ponce de Leon Avenue
Decatur, GA 30030
404.377.7994
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Listen up, boys.  Here’s your next date with that special someone:

La Tavola Trattoria (www.latavolatrattoria) in the Virginia Highlands- quaint/ adorable restaurant in one of the greatest parts of town.  It’s a romantic spot, but also nearby a bunch of fun Emory-ish bars if you are looking for more of a party after your meal.  I feel like people always forget about La Tavola because it’s located off to the side of Virginia and N. Highland, but it is a treasure.  (Note: They have a great brunch – much better, in my humble opinion, than Murphy’s across the street.  And, you won’t be in line for two hours…)

La Tavola Trattoria - VA Highlands

La Tavola Trattoria - VA Highlands

Order as follows:

Antipasti: Caeser Salad and the Beef Tagliata- charred rare filet, lemon, arugula and Parmigana-Reggiano.  Their calamari is also very tasty - they incorporate cauliflower.  Yum!

Wine:  Don’t get me started – there are too many to go into.  La Tavola doesn’t have many wines by the glass, but consult with your server regarding the best bottle to compliment your meal.  The servers are all very knowledgeable (and friendly!) and their wines, while a bit pricey, are plentiful and delicious.

Primi: Agnolotti- ravioli of brasied beef and veal.  I dreamt about it last night.  Sad.

Agnolotti = Amazing Deliciousness

Agnolotti = Amazing Deliciousness

Secondi: (Admittedly, I’ve never gotten this far…)

Dessert:  Leave the restaurant immediately and run across the street to Paolo’s Gelato (www.paolosgelato.com)  and get the mint chocolate chip in a fun cone with sprinkles.  (Gelato tip: the fruity lactose-free kinds actually have more calories than flavors like espresso, chocolate and cheesecake.)  Paolo’s only takes cash.

Paolo's Gelato - VA Highlands

Paolo's Gelato - VA Highlands

Slick and I ate our way through Italy last night and it was a perfect little date.  We sat outside at both spots (La Tavola & Paolo’s) and enjoyed the recently-much-cooler Atlanta weather. 

You’re welcome!

xx, L

La Tavola Trattoria
992 Virginia Ave.
Atlanta, GA  30306
404.873.5430
www.latavolatrattoria.com
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Paolo’s Gelato Italiano Ice
1025 Virginia Ave NE
Atlanta, GA  30306
404.607.0055
www.paolosgelato.com
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