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I drink a lot of tea.  It makes me feel healthy, and I kind of think it’s a cure-all. 

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Two cups of Earl Grey to wake me up* in the mornings, Peppermint Tea if I have a tummy ache, Lemon Flavored Tea if my throat hurts – and my secret weapon is Celestial Seasoning’s Sleepytime Herbal Tea.

*Note: I never drink Green Tea.  Tastes like hot grass to me…

This stuff is magical.  I drink it straight, w/out the requisite Splenda packet I stir into all my other teas, because I find it to be really soothing and I like tasting the chamomile.  It puts me out light a light.  I don’t really have issues falling asleep, but if you do, I recommend trying this natural sleep aid at least once.  I swear by it.  Plus, it never hurts to drink more water – however you can get it.

I volunteered to dog-sit for Guinness this weekend. 

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I love the pup, but he whines constantly throughout the night and I happen to be a light sleeper.  In anticipation of this, I drank two bags of Sleepytime before bed last night and I was out for 11 hours.  I didn’t wake up once!  While I think one bag will definitely do the trick – if you ever REALLY need your beauty sleep, try two.

Pick up Celestial Seasoning’s Sleepytime at your local CVS for $4, Kroger for $3 or WalMart for $2.

Sweet Dreams!

xx, L

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I have a pretty strict “getting ready for bed” routine at night and a “getting ready for work” routine in the mornings.  The GRFB routine consists mostly of taking off and undoing everything I did in my morning’s GRFW routine.  However, the one thing that remains constant is brushing my teeth, flossing and using my tongue scraper.

old faithful

old faithful

Tongue health is very important.  So important, in fact, that even Oprah is talking about it…

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Guinness knows it…

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Baby Guinness

So why don’t you?!

If you are asking yourself, “gosh, what’s a tongue scraper?” – I only have one thing to say to you: GROSS.  Seriously, GROSS.  I may judge you, and I may refuse to talk with you in close quarters from now on…but I am here to help.  Below, you will find the Q+DD on tongue scraping.  After you are finished reading, please run (don’t walk – this is no laughing matter – RUN!) to your local CVS and form this habit ASAP!

What Is A Tongue Scraper?

A tongue cleaner (also called a tongue scraper or tongue brush) is an oral hygiene device designed to clean the bacterial build-up, food debris, fungi and dead cells from the surface of the tongue.  The bacteria and fungi that grow on the tongue are related to many common oral care and general health problems.  In addition, decaying bacteria produce volatile sulphur compounds on the rear of the tongue; these molecules account for 80-90% of all cases of halitosis (bad breath).  EWWW.

not me. promise.

not me. promise.

Why Is It Tongue Health Important?

Fresh Breath

Tongue cleaning is meant to remove some of the millions of bacteria (up to 500 different types), decaying food debris, fungi (such as Candida) and dead cells from the surface of the rear of the tongue.  Tongue cleaning is generally viewed as the solution for most cases of halitosis, or bad breath.  Scientific studies have shown tongue bacteria produce malodorous compounds and fatty acids, and account for 80-90% of all cases of bad breath.  Research shows that only the rest of about 5-20% of cases originate in the stomach, from the tonsils, from decaying food stuck between the teeth, gum disease, tooth decay or plaque accumulated on the teeth.  Clinical studies have shown that using tongue cleaners on a daily basis has a significant effect on eliminating anaerobic bacteria and decreasing oral malodor.

Better Oral Hygiene

Microorganisms colonize and multiply on the protein-rich areas of the tongue, and eventually, through the saliva, reach all areas of the mouth including the teeth and gums.  These bacteria are considerable contributors to periodontal problems, plaque on the teeth, tooth decay, gum infections, gum recession and even tooth loss.

General Health

Oral bacteria are associated with a number of serious systemic diseases:

  • Cardiovascular problems (heart attack, cerebral stroke)
  • Pneumonia due to inhaling bacteria present in the mouth
  • Premature birth and low fetus weight at birth time
  • Increased risk of diabetes patients
  • Osteoporosis of the jaw and generalized
  • Infertility problems for men  (yikes!!)

Alternative Medicine

Cleaning the tongue with an appropriately designed tongue cleaner also massages the tongue.  This is an important element of traditional Chinese medicine where the tongue surface is identified as an important reflexogenic zone.  Tongue cleaning improves the sense of taste (because of cleaning the taste buds) and also stimulates the secretions of digestive enzymes.

(www.wikipedia.com)

Not Grossing People Out…

I guess you could say that I am not exactly tongue-camera-shy…  Social networking sites, like Facebook and Myspace, will out you in a heartbeat if you aren’t regularly using a tongue scraper.  On average, you will lose 8 – 28% of your online friends.  Fact.

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I hope you all have found this post incredibly compelling.  Please, please, PLEASE start scraping today!  It’s long overdue, folks…

xx, L

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So, basically….I’m tired.

Me.  (Kindly disregard frozen vegetables nearby my face.)

Me. (Kindly disregard frozen vegetables alongside my face.)

This doesn’t happen to me often, but I’ve had a long week: Dallas all last weekend, busy work week + various nighttime activities, (Tuk Tuk for lunch + La Pietra Cucina for drinks + Murphy’s for dinner + Jersey Shore finale yesterday), and Park 75 for lunch today…it kind of goes on and on and on.  I am tired AND full.  All I want to do tonight is RELAX(That word always reminds me of Zoolander…)

Derelict.  Derelict.

Derelict. Derelict.

Anyway, to all of you going out to do something fun tonight – please enjoy yourselves.  For anyone staying at home like me, you might find the rest of this post useful.  Here are my eight steps to total-and-complete-staying-home-on-a-Friday-night BLISS:

Step 1- First, I am going here to get a move on ‘Kanye’s Workout Plan’:

Okay, not really.  L.A. Fitness.

Okay, not really. L.A. Fitness.

Step 2- Then, I need to quickly run to the grocery.  In case you didn’t know, I’m an excellent + quite efficient grocery shopper, as evidenced below:

Register Total = Priceless?

Register Total = Priceless?

I'm good with carts

I'm good with carts.

Step 3- I shall pick up one of these bad boys:

lean-cuisine-artworkStep 4- And, a bottle of Charlie:

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Step 5- I may whip up some of these if I’m feeling crazy.  It would make for a nice little Friday night…but I don’t know if I’ll have time:

Comb-over cupcakes = a Lindsay + Lauren specialty

Comb-over cupcakes = a Lindsay + Lauren specialty

Step 6- I plan to park myself on one of these:

Minus Oprah + Tom Cruise

minus Oprah + T. Cruise, naturally

Step 7- And, I’m going to start watching Season One of THIS on Slick’s mom’s recommendation (so excited):

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Step 8- The best part of it all is that I am going to be puppy-sitting for this angel:

Guinness!!

Guinness!!

(It’s okay to be jealous.)  I’ve actually started watching the clock now.  I can’t even pretend that I’m not excited to stay home on a Friday night – I honestly just can’t.  The music is already playing in my head, “tonight is going to be a good night…tonight is going to be a good, good niiiiight…”

Happy Friday, everyone!  :)

xx, L

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Urban Outfitters on Ponce and N. Highland is selling these bad boys in a variety of colors and patterns for a whopping $12 bucks.  Although I opted for the navy, they have a rainbow of fun neon ones to choose from – yellow, orange, green, purple, etc. 

Canvas Shoes on sale at Urban

Canvas Shoes on sale at Urban

I wore mine last night and they were a hit – and really comfy, especially considering their price!

Guinness liked them, too!

Guinness liked them, too!

There’s nothing like cheap fashion.  Now if I could just find my scrunchie socks…

xx, L

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