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Attention I have two more books to add to your summer reading list

Sloane Crosley (pictured below) is one of my favorite young authors/ girl crush.  I just adore her.

As I’ve mentioned in previous posts, Sloane wrote a book I’m obsessed with: I Was Told There’d Be Cake.  If you haven’t read this book, you absolutely must!  She’s hysterical – in a very David Sedaris-manner.  It’s a excellent poolside book, too, because the essays are incredibly engaging and easy to get through so you can read-dip in the water-read-talk on the phone-read-dip again-read-check out lifeguards-read-drink a cocktail-read-FINISH w/o feeling like you are having trouble keeping track of what you’re reading.

If you’ve already read I Was Told and you are looking for some more of Sloane’s brilliance, you are IN LUCK b/c she’s recently released her new book, How Did You Get This Number.  I can’t wait to read it!  (Thanks for the heads up, Mindy, and many, many congrats on graduating from law school last week!  xx)

Here’s the Q+DD on How Did You Get This Number:

Nine thoughtful, unfussy essays by the author of the collection I Was Told There’d Be Cake navigate around illusions of youth in the hope that by young adulthood they’ll all add up to happiness.  The account of Crosley’s footloose adventure to Lisbon on the eve of her 30th birthday starts things off in rollicking fashion in Show Me on the Doll: without proficient language skills, getting hopelessly lost in the labyrinth of Bairro Alto, and panicking in front of the myriad QVC channels offered by her hotel, Crosley recognizes that Lisbon was a place with a painfully disproportionate self-reflection-to-experience ratio.  There is the requisite essay about moving to New York and replacing her anorexic-kleptomaniac roommate with a more acceptable living arrangement: in Crosley’s case, delineated in Take a Stab at It, she is interviewed by the creepily disembodied current occupier of a famous former brothel on the Bowery, McGurk’s Suicide Hall.  As well, Crosley delivers witty, syncopated takes on visiting Alaska and Paris, and finding much consolation from a two-timing heartbreak in New York by buying stolen items from her upholstery guy, Daryl, who found them fallen Off the Back of a Truck, as the delightful last selection is titled.  These essays are fresh, funny, and eager to be loved.  (Publisher’s Weekly)

If Sloane isn’t quite your cup of tea - I have something else for you from another one of my favorite Jewish funny ladies…Ms. Sarah Silverman, herself.

Caveat: I haven’t read it yet, but Amy told me that she absolutely cannot put it down.  Amy is brilliant.  She knows everything.  Trust Amy.

Here’s the Q+DD on The Bedwetter:

Demonstrating that her penchant for swearing began at an early age, comedian Silverman begins her hilarious memoir by describing how, at age three, she gleefully responded to her grandmother’s offer of brownies with shove ‘em up your tush.  Growing up in New Hampshire (where cows are well done and Jews are rare), Silverman naturally gravitated toward performing and moved to New York, where she attended and eventually dropped out of New York University to pursue a standup comedy career.  Mixing show business moments (she wrote for Saturday Night Live for one season, but none of her sketches made it past dress rehearsal) with stories of her childhood and adolescence (punctuated by a persistent bedwetting problem), Silverman never shies away from poking fun at her own expense.  Though she’s best known for sexually explicit jokes, Silverman is able to address more serious subjects in the book without losing her edge, particularly her teenage struggle with depression and that her often abrasive public persona allowed her to say what she didn’t mean, even preach the opposite of what she believed…. It was a funny way of being sincere.  (Publisher’s Weekly)

I can safely say that neither of these books will likely be nominated for a Pulitzer anytime soon, but they will certainly make you think, giggle + they are perfect for the beach/ pool. 

Enjoy!  :)

xx, L

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So, basically….I’m tired.

Me.  (Kindly disregard frozen vegetables nearby my face.)

Me. (Kindly disregard frozen vegetables alongside my face.)

This doesn’t happen to me often, but I’ve had a long week: Dallas all last weekend, busy work week + various nighttime activities, (Tuk Tuk for lunch + La Pietra Cucina for drinks + Murphy’s for dinner + Jersey Shore finale yesterday), and Park 75 for lunch today…it kind of goes on and on and on.  I am tired AND full.  All I want to do tonight is RELAX(That word always reminds me of Zoolander…)

Derelict.  Derelict.

Derelict. Derelict.

Anyway, to all of you going out to do something fun tonight – please enjoy yourselves.  For anyone staying at home like me, you might find the rest of this post useful.  Here are my eight steps to total-and-complete-staying-home-on-a-Friday-night BLISS:

Step 1- First, I am going here to get a move on ‘Kanye’s Workout Plan’:

Okay, not really.  L.A. Fitness.

Okay, not really. L.A. Fitness.

Step 2- Then, I need to quickly run to the grocery.  In case you didn’t know, I’m an excellent + quite efficient grocery shopper, as evidenced below:

Register Total = Priceless?

Register Total = Priceless?

I'm good with carts

I'm good with carts.

Step 3- I shall pick up one of these bad boys:

lean-cuisine-artworkStep 4- And, a bottle of Charlie:

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Step 5- I may whip up some of these if I’m feeling crazy.  It would make for a nice little Friday night…but I don’t know if I’ll have time:

Comb-over cupcakes = a Lindsay + Lauren specialty

Comb-over cupcakes = a Lindsay + Lauren specialty

Step 6- I plan to park myself on one of these:

Minus Oprah + Tom Cruise

minus Oprah + T. Cruise, naturally

Step 7- And, I’m going to start watching Season One of THIS on Slick’s mom’s recommendation (so excited):

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Step 8- The best part of it all is that I am going to be puppy-sitting for this angel:

Guinness!!

Guinness!!

(It’s okay to be jealous.)  I’ve actually started watching the clock now.  I can’t even pretend that I’m not excited to stay home on a Friday night – I honestly just can’t.  The music is already playing in my head, “tonight is going to be a good night…tonight is going to be a good, good niiiiight…”

Happy Friday, everyone!  :)

xx, L

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It’s been raining in Atlanta for almost a week straight.  Rained the entire day today…

i've had ENOUGH!

i've had ENOUGH

In an attempt to avoid the truly icky weather, the lovely roommate and I stayed home all day to watch Novocaine (Steve Martin), 300 (Gerald Butler (what, what)), Private Valentine (more than a little ashamed about this one) and City Slickers (Norman!!).  We. were. worthless.  It was amazing – except for the hour 35 that involved Jess Simpson…  We are re-watching the VMAs now and trying to figure out why Kanye West is such a complete doufas.

I cannot WAIT for a sunny day!  Keeping my fingers crossed for tomorrow.

xx, L

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