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Y’all, I had the greatest Labor Day vay-cay.  I really did.  And, I got a pretty sick tan if I do say so myself…

Over the past four years, work has been way too busy during this time of year for me to take a Labor Day trip, but this year I was able to make it work.  Carpe Diem! 

Here are some things I realized about a successful Labor Day getaway:

1 – Off-season swimsuit shopping is SLIM pickins, but Swim ’n Sport in Lenox Mall is def the place to go.  I spent a fortune, but got the world’s cutest Trina Turk swimsuit there for my trip.  Love you, Trina!  Got a bunch of compliments.

trina turk swimwear. love.

2 – Kansas City Ice Water is the single greatest poolside drink I’ve ever consumed.  It’s a brilliant + delicious mixture of 3/4 oz. of vodka, 3/4 oz. of gin, 1/2 oz. of lime juice + 7-Up. 

kansas city ice water

 (These Kansans didn’t exactly invent it, but since they live in KC + spent the weekend w/ me, I’d like to credit it to them.  Thanks y’all.)

the cutest

3 – I’m not quite sure how you do this, but putting sunscreen on your scalp is kinda important.  I accidentally burnt the heck out of mine. :(  

me = sunscreen FAIL.

The rest of my body is sunburn-free, however, thanks to this bad boy that left me with a healthy glow and not a peel-y mess after four long days in the scorching sun.

neutrogena ultra sheer body mist sunblock

4 – There is nothing better than being on vacation.  N-O-T-H-I-N-G, friends, nothing.  :)

bottoms up, fellow vacationers!

xx, L

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I am dying for one of these Antonie Dodson Bed Intruder t-shirts.

I heart you, Antonie Dodson. I do!

I just can’t choose which one is my favorite…  Life is so hard sometimes.

Check out the comprehensive selection here:  “YOU ARE REALLY DUMB FOR REAL!”

Completely out of the pop culture loop and don’t know who A.D. is?  Shame on you…  Dude’s got his very own website now and is destroying Lady Gaga in iTunes sales: http://www.antoinedodson.net/

hi.

Thank you, ThrillistATL, for bringing these gotta-have threads to my attention!  I NEED one.

xx, L

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My parent’s dog, Charley, turned 15 on Monday, which is pretty ancient in dog years.  105!  (I think…I don’t know.  Math is hard.)

what?? we're close...

Happy Birthday, Charley!  :)

Anyway, in honor of his big achievements (being old as heck + dealing with my parents on a day-to-day basis), I decided to dedicate this post to him.  So here it goes.  Charley – If you ever got lost, which I know you wouldn’t because you are supa-smart…

evidence of charley's supa-smartness

I promise that I’d make you one of these lost pet signs.  Oh yes, I’m that nice.

OR…

I could also do this one in color, if you’d prefer…

OR w/ gusto…

(Had to clean it up a bit for the kids…)


That last one is Captain Kurt’s all-time fav.  Ugh – my sides hurt.

Kurt sent those to me this morning right before a kind of important meeting, and I laughed so hard I had mascara running down my face ala LC on The Hills.  I had to use my award-winning high school acting skillz to keep a straight face for the following 45 minutes… 

Enjoy, world.  You’re welcome.

xx, L

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Monday, Lindsay and I were invited to sample P’Cheen’s famous, award-winning barbecue at Monday Night Mike’s Bone Lick BBQ and afforded the opportunity to sit down with Chef, co-owner, and ATLANTA FOOD RAVE participant Alex Friedman.  Both were amazing.  This post will be divided into 2 parts: The Man and The Meat.

1. The Meat: Monday Night Mike’s Bone Lick BBQ

Homemade BBQ sauces of every variety

OK so here’s the Q+DD: Monday nights, Chef Alex takes a rest and Mike LaSage (P’Cheen sous chef and lead singer/guitarist of Mike LaSage & the Stumbling Troubadours) takes over the kitchen to serve up some undeniably spectacular Q.   Though it was a tough call between the “Roadside Boiled Peanuts and the “Redneck Charcuterie” (house-made jerkeys, homemade ketchup, Mountain Dew and RC Cola Jellies, and homemade “Velveeta”), we started with “Died and Gone to Bacon”

Smoked jalapeño bacon wrapped around hickory bacon, wrapped around andouille sausage

For dinner, we couldn’t decide which meat to choose. Linds and I both find that we default to pulled pork in matters of BBQ, but Natalie, our dining companion, and CWPR darling, raved about the brisket. Plus, the ribs looked delish! We debated.  We hemmed and hawed. Then – divine intervention – we discovered that they ring a BELL when someone orders a platter with all 5 meats (pulled pork, antouille, “Texican” beef brisket and the international BBQ of the week).  Otherwise known as the FAT ASS SAMPLER.

As in, DINGALINGALINGALINGALING! “Who ordered the Fat Ass Sampler?”

We did!

Yup, and some jalapeño mac and cheese and collard greens.  And we finished every. last. bite.   JUST when we didn’t think we could eat any more, we managed to finish some of the BEST banana pudding I have ever had (that’s a huge statement.  I am from Alabama) and a FRIED TWINKIE.


YUM. If you haven’t made it over to Mikes Bone Lick at P’Cheen on Mondays, you’re missing out.  Fact. Go immediately.   You gotta trust a man who’s so committed BBQ he has a tattoo of the cuts of a pig on this arm:

Mike LaSage's lifetime commitment to Pork

2. The Man: Chef Alex Friedman

On to our interview. Now, we may not have made him cry like Barbara Walters would have, or jump on a couch like Tom Cruise on Oprah… make no mistake, we are serious, hard-hitting investigative journalists and we take no prisoners.  Chef Alex didn’t even know what hit him.

Truthfully, neither did weAlex is a special brand of awesome.  We came all prepared with 20 questions (exactly!) but our conversation took a lot of unexpected turns.  Of course, the first thing we REALLY wanted to know was…which tattoo is your favorite?

Strong contenders were the “road map of his life” that encompasses his forearm (which started out as a doodle in his notepad) and the birthdates of his immediate family around his fingers like rings.  But his favorite serves as a daily reminder of the virtue he wishes he had in higher supply

“Patience”

We were also very interested to learn about his upbringing in an artistic home and how he started his academic career on a ceramics scholarship.  Even more interesting still was his transition from prep cook and dishwasher to sous chef to chef and how he came to own P’Cheen with his business partner (and former DJ!) Kieran Neeley.  It was immediately obvious that Alex is a guy who’s constantly evolving.

When we asked him about his colleagues in the Atlanta food scene, Alex said he especially appreciates “any chef that’s out there doing his own thing” a few who came to mind were Richard Blais, Jay Swift, Scott Serpas, Shane Devereux, and Ryan Stewart.

We covered the most underrated and overrated trends in food (molecular gastronomy? Mad Science isn’t for Chef A-Fried.) and the highly topical street-food movement. (“Long overdue!” Alex said.)  We may just see a food truck from P’Cheen sometime soon…

We got him talking about his resto – Alex let us know that both his best and worst days in the kitchen were P’Cheen’s opening day and that his 3 favorite items on the menu are the mussels, the fish + chips, and the hanger steak a la plancha.  Natalie was shocked that the mushy peas didn’t make the cut and we HAD to ask him about the burg.

I must tell you, our web guru, Mark Wolfe, swears up and down that even among all the recent burger hoop-la, P’Cheen’s burger remains his favorite.

A “Frankenstein of his own creation” (speaking of mad science!) Alex confided there are 19 ingredients in the burger that create the “layers of flavor” responsible for it’s amazingness.  Among them?  Mushrooms, curry powder, hoisen sauce. Alex loves to cook with an Asian influence.

Asian influenced food.  One American owner, one Brit.  A Celtic name (which translates to “moonshine”) a BBQ night.  P’Cheen truly is an International Bistro.

But what would Chef Alex request on death row?  “Jewish Penicillin:” His mother’s potato latkes (with apple sauce and sour cream, duh!) and chicken noodle soup. (Alex confesses, “I am the worst Jew.  I love bacon, I’m covered in tattoos and I’m terrible with money!”)

That’s when we realized: we were just three Hebrews hanging out and enjoying some delicious pork!

Not Kosher. Not sorry.

 Chef Alex, thanks for having us!  We’re looking forward to shots of Jameson and fist bumps at the Atlanta Food RaveSee you there, sir!

xx, L+L

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P.S. Thank you, also, to Caren, Natalie and Caren West PRWe LOVE you.

 

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As anticipated, my little bro and I had an exhaustingly amazing weekend!  :)

We checked off almost everything on his Bucket List, with the exception of a visit to The Varsity, which we both decided was just not possible this trip (him) or ever (me).  We did, however, visit some of my favorites – which are now some of his:  Holeman + Finch, Bakeshop, Antico Pizzeria, Pancho’s, Rosebud and Ormsby’s.  The poor kid had never been to a Trader Joe’s, either!  We scheduled in a special trip to show him what Texas is missing… 

After we got back from Lake Burton on Saturday, we met some folks at Antico and then hit up Midtown Art Cinema to see Cyrus w/ Slick + the Barocai.  Michael and I thought it was really well done – very smart + funny.  (Know before you go:  Cyrus is a SXSW + Sundance film – so the humor is a bit different from the other movies in Jonah Hill’s catalog.)

Here’s the Q+DD on Cyrus:

Cyrus is a comedy drama film written and directed by brothers Jay and Mark Duplass, and starring John C. Reilly, Jonah Hill, Marisa Tomei and Catherine Keener.  The main character, John, is seven years divorced from his wife and is having trouble adjusting to his new life.  After meeting Molly at a party, he thinks that maybe he has found the perfect person again.  There’s just one problem: Cyrus, Molly’s grown son.  John must find a way to make his romance with Molly work despite intentional and unintentional interference by Cyrus.  The film has received generally positive reviews.  Review aggregate, Rotten Tomatoes, reports that 80% of critics have given the film a positive review based on 69 reviews, with an average score of 6.7/10.  The critical consensus is: “While it may strike some viewers as slight, Cyrus is a successful hybrid of mainstream production values and the mumblecore ideals of directors Jay and Mark Duplass.  (www.wikipedia.com)

Catch it @ Midtown Art:  http://tiny.cc/hialo

I’d also like to mention that we destroyed Ormsby’s maple cotton candy on Sunday.  It was one of the few things on the menu that I hadn’t tried before.  We had some serious yumz on our hands – and it was only $3!

In a flash, it was gone…

It was super fun to eat + a perfect treat for the end of the World Cup!  Viva Espana!

Also in other Ormsby’s news, the owner told Slick + Michael that they are in the process of building a ping pong (beer pong?) room downstairs.  AND, there’s a new bathroom downstairs, too.  Thank you for being so incredible, Ormsby’s!  I’m really likin’ what you’re doin’.

Miss you already, MR.  Come back to visit again soon!  (I promise to at least consider a Varsity run…)

xx, L

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My little brother is coming to Atlanta to visit this weekend!  :)

THIS is going to be spectacular.

Last year when Michael visited, we did it UP:  St. Patty’s parties @ Park Tavern + Fado, burgers @ The Vortex, the Stone Mountain snake trail, driving down Tuxedo + Peachtree Battle to look at old homes, Gladys Knight’s Chicken + Waffles, drinks in the Highlands, DeKalb Farmer’s Market, etc…we pretty much both had mono after the trip from sheer exhaustion + alcohol overload.  And, Michael’s trip is what inspired LK + I to create The Bucket List.  (Just a little Q+DD trivia for ya…)

This trip is going to be even better!  We already have wheels turning on late night burgers + drinks @ Holeman tonight, Antico Pizzeria + Pancho’s + disco bowling tomorrow, trip to Lake Burton on Saturday, and Ormsby’s for the World Cup on Sunday.  It’s his last hurrah before he starts law school in a few weeks, so I have to make it memorable.  Needless to say, I’ll be M.I.A. until Monday. 

Happy weekend!

xx, L

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Today was a good day.   I completed the trifecta: Scoops, Ups, AND Jorts!

If you have no idea what I’m taking about, let me back up for a moment.  This particular subset of the apparel world was brought to my attention by my friend Josh Zobel, who writes a HILARIOUS blog, “Don’t Be Rough” (wrote?  This thing hasn’t been updated since Brit Brit’s alchy-hol problem was big news) Thanks to Josh, here are a few new words for your Lexicon:

Scoops: “Scoops are simply white shoes. Usually ultra white tennis shoes with minimal color if any at all. Scoops are not limited to only tennis shoes but the best ones can be found with dark colored jeans. If you are lucky enough you will spot them with jean shorts*.”Ups: “Ups are nothing more than socks that are pulled up high.

Photo jacked from www.dontberough.com

This isn’t a great example, but when combined with the power of Scoops and shorts they are almost unstoppable. See the line on the floor there? That man has just crossed it and he doesn’t give a dang.”

Jorts*: Jean Shorts = Jorts.  Just in case you grew up under a rock.
I encourage you to read the entire Scoops and Ups post by Josh by clicking here. (and while you’re at it, read everything else he wrote.  The man is a comic genius.  Then send him hate mail until he starts writing again. Thanks.)

For a while, whenever I saw Scoops and/or Ups, I would snap a photo and send it on to ol’ Josh.  I thought my fascination had died… until today when I witnessed THIS at the Syracuse airport:

Thank you, New York.  Just…thank you.

xx, L

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Attention I have two more books to add to your summer reading list

Sloane Crosley (pictured below) is one of my favorite young authors/ girl crush.  I just adore her.

As I’ve mentioned in previous posts, Sloane wrote a book I’m obsessed with: I Was Told There’d Be Cake.  If you haven’t read this book, you absolutely must!  She’s hysterical – in a very David Sedaris-manner.  It’s a excellent poolside book, too, because the essays are incredibly engaging and easy to get through so you can read-dip in the water-read-talk on the phone-read-dip again-read-check out lifeguards-read-drink a cocktail-read-FINISH w/o feeling like you are having trouble keeping track of what you’re reading.

If you’ve already read I Was Told and you are looking for some more of Sloane’s brilliance, you are IN LUCK b/c she’s recently released her new book, How Did You Get This Number.  I can’t wait to read it!  (Thanks for the heads up, Mindy, and many, many congrats on graduating from law school last week!  xx)

Here’s the Q+DD on How Did You Get This Number:

Nine thoughtful, unfussy essays by the author of the collection I Was Told There’d Be Cake navigate around illusions of youth in the hope that by young adulthood they’ll all add up to happiness.  The account of Crosley’s footloose adventure to Lisbon on the eve of her 30th birthday starts things off in rollicking fashion in Show Me on the Doll: without proficient language skills, getting hopelessly lost in the labyrinth of Bairro Alto, and panicking in front of the myriad QVC channels offered by her hotel, Crosley recognizes that Lisbon was a place with a painfully disproportionate self-reflection-to-experience ratio.  There is the requisite essay about moving to New York and replacing her anorexic-kleptomaniac roommate with a more acceptable living arrangement: in Crosley’s case, delineated in Take a Stab at It, she is interviewed by the creepily disembodied current occupier of a famous former brothel on the Bowery, McGurk’s Suicide Hall.  As well, Crosley delivers witty, syncopated takes on visiting Alaska and Paris, and finding much consolation from a two-timing heartbreak in New York by buying stolen items from her upholstery guy, Daryl, who found them fallen Off the Back of a Truck, as the delightful last selection is titled.  These essays are fresh, funny, and eager to be loved.  (Publisher’s Weekly)

If Sloane isn’t quite your cup of tea - I have something else for you from another one of my favorite Jewish funny ladies…Ms. Sarah Silverman, herself.

Caveat: I haven’t read it yet, but Amy told me that she absolutely cannot put it down.  Amy is brilliant.  She knows everything.  Trust Amy.

Here’s the Q+DD on The Bedwetter:

Demonstrating that her penchant for swearing began at an early age, comedian Silverman begins her hilarious memoir by describing how, at age three, she gleefully responded to her grandmother’s offer of brownies with shove ‘em up your tush.  Growing up in New Hampshire (where cows are well done and Jews are rare), Silverman naturally gravitated toward performing and moved to New York, where she attended and eventually dropped out of New York University to pursue a standup comedy career.  Mixing show business moments (she wrote for Saturday Night Live for one season, but none of her sketches made it past dress rehearsal) with stories of her childhood and adolescence (punctuated by a persistent bedwetting problem), Silverman never shies away from poking fun at her own expense.  Though she’s best known for sexually explicit jokes, Silverman is able to address more serious subjects in the book without losing her edge, particularly her teenage struggle with depression and that her often abrasive public persona allowed her to say what she didn’t mean, even preach the opposite of what she believed…. It was a funny way of being sincere.  (Publisher’s Weekly)

I can safely say that neither of these books will likely be nominated for a Pulitzer anytime soon, but they will certainly make you think, giggle + they are perfect for the beach/ pool. 

Enjoy!  :)

xx, L

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I just thought I’d leave you for the weekend with a few things that are awesome.

1.  I pre-ordered my iPhone 4. It only took about a day of my life, but I am certain it’s going to be worth it. If I’m not mistaken- preorders, which began Tuesday of this week, will extend through the 21st and the magic iPhone fairy will be delivering the phones around 06/24. I just don’t know how I could be any more excited. Witness a video here.

I love you.

2.  Vocab word for today: Vuvuzela.  No, it’s not a South American country and no, it’s not something for which you need a prescription of antibiotics.  It’s that almost constant buzzing noise that has become the 2010 World Cup ambient music. Yep – a Vuvuzela is a South African blowing horn and although I have personally had juuuuust about enough…if you are soothed by this sound you can enjoy it 24×7x365 by visiting Vuvuzela.fm. You’re welcome.
3.  In mere hours, I will be making my way to Birmingham to witness the nuptials of this adorable couple:

precious people

4. ONE WEEK FROM TODAY:

5.  You know what else is awesome?  You. You are awesome. Thanks for reading.


Oh, and have a great weekend!

xx, L

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On Slick’s recommendation, Eat Squad visited one of his favorite restaurants in Atlanta on Sunday evening – Cafe Agora.  I’d been there once before w/ the Shapiros after our V-Day Extravaganza at Chateau Elan, but I’d only tried their hummus + pita.  This time, however, I tried everything – many thanks to Al, the restaurant owner, who fork-fed me a nice portion of the meal.  (I’m not kidding.)

Cafe Agora - Buckhead

Upon arriving at Cafe Agora, Slick introduced me to Al and he slid two glasses of tap H2O in our direction.  I told Al that it was my first time at the Cafe, which had come highly recommended from Slick.  Without saying much, Al walked to the back and came out with a small maza plate of hummus, baba ganoush, ezme, kisir + piyaz and eggplant salad, as well as a small plate of spanakopita.  He sternly informed us that we had to finish everything on the plate if we wanted to eat dinner there.  (It didn’t take long for me to realize that this isn’t a man you want to argue with… ) Instead, I mentally prepared myself to ingest large quantities of Mediterranean food over the next hour and a half – whether I wanted to or not.

As soon as some more of our Eat Squad arrived, we sat down at the somewhat rickety, unassuming tables in the small restaurant and waited to order.  When the server approached our table, he brought over a large version of the maza plate w/ warm pita for the table to share – a nice welcome gift from our friend, Al.

Once we polished it off, the server took our orders.  Everyone except for Foodie Buddha and I got the Agora Mixed Grill (mixed plate of meats).  FB and I ordered the Gyro.  (Honestly, I didn’t really have a choice – I was told (or commanded may be the better word?) by Al to get it.)  Sure – whatever he says.

LISTEN TO AL!!  I loved it.  It was awesome.

I was concerned that the gyro was going to be fatty, but I seriously didn’t find an ounce of fat on it.  Instead, when I unwrapped the aluminum foil holding my huge gyro together, it overflowed with meat, lettuce, onions and tzatziki.  It was delicious, and I ate all of it.

Al brought over a large plate of pistachio baklava for dessert.  I thought that it was pretty greasy, but it was certainly tasty and we didn’t have a problem finishing it.

What a fun experience!  That’s really what it was – an experience.

Al isn’t for everyone – I will say that.  I’m not sure how my father would feel about Al forcing a forkful of food in his face…  And, I kind of think that Al arbitrarily makes up his own prices when you approach the register, which is more than a little eyebrow raising – frankly I’m not sure it’s even legal.  Regardless, I got a kick out of him, and the Cafe Agora gyro has been summoning me back ever since I left on Sunday.  I definitely recommend checking this place out, and please send Al my regards when you do.

xx, L

Cafe Agora
262 E. Paces Ferry Rd. NE
Atlanta, GA  30305
404.949.0900

www.cafeagora.com/index.htm

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A close friend + colleague went to Miami last weekend for a bachelorette party, and just guess who she was drinking bubbly with on S. Beach…

(her picture)

AH HAHAHA!!!  None other than my favorite fist-pumping, gym-tan-laundry-ing Mike the Situation + his posse from the Jersey ShoreApparently, they are filming the new season of the Shore down there.  Gosh, I have the coolest friends…

P.S. She said they totally live up to their “classy” reputationSoooooo jealous!

xx, L

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As previously mentioned, I watch a ton of National Geographic + Discovery Channel.  Mother Earth is fascinating to me.  In fact, I just watched a v. cool Nat Geo show called “Drain the Ocean” where they did just that and I was absolutely mesmerized.  Transfixed for two hours straight.  It was pretty awesome to say the least.  I’ve also been watching the Oprah-narrated “Life” on the Disco Channel, which is very educational + kind of amazing to see in HD. 

so what...

However, my favorite specimens to study while I’m sitting at home eating dinner on the couch or giving myself a homemade pedicure are creatures covered in faux fur with extremely tan hides, extra long nails and wild manes.  Sounds scary, right?  Right!  Where can you find these animals in their “natural” habitat you ask?  Easy.  Central Jersey at the Gatsby Salon.  I’m watching “Jerseylicious” on the Style Network (Sundays at 10:00 p.m. EST)…and I’m obsessed! 

I thought that “Jersey Shore” was good…HA!  “Jerseylicious” is my dream show – total reality garbage mixed with crazy animal prints and lotsa lotsa drama + scissors + makeup = AMAZING!  I honestly can’t turn it off…  (I like it so much, I’m even watching it in real time!)

the absolutely incredible cast of "jerseylicious"

Here’s the Q+DD: The Gatsby Salon in Central Jersey recently underwent a $2 million dollar renovation.  In hopes of upping their image, building their business, and most importantly, making their money back – the store owners have hired a bunch of eccentric new stylists and makeup artists.  Pretty simple.

"where big hair meets even bigger personalities"

These two, Olivia + Tracyare rivals and always fighting.  FYI – I’m on Team Olivia.

tracy + olivia

Alexa is the Omarosa of the group.  C.R.A.Z.Y. pants.  She’s got five pairs…

the "glam fairy"

Gigi is the sweetheart -totally marriage-obsessed and everyone’s friend.

xoxo gigi. you are adorable!

(She kind of reminds me of my mom, too…  Weird.)

retro adele

Everyone else in the show is just noise to me, but they are all funny as heck.  This is trashy entertainment at its best!  Jerseylicious” is looped constantly on the Style Network and I’m pretty sure you can catch it online.  It may just change your life.  Fact.

OH, I almost forgot…I am soooooooo excited for this: Next week they all go to New York to get a make-UNDER!  I can’t wait to see that!

Give yourself a “Jerseylicious” makeover herehttp://bit.ly/144aMQ

Enjoy, Glam Fairies!  (You’ll see..)  :)

xx, L

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