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My prayers have been answered: The 2010 Winter Olympics are finally OVER!!

I have never been so uninvested in pop culture before…

Not to sound uncultured or un-American or anything – but the Winter Olympics ruined my life for the past two weeks.  I do not care about curling. 

Since they started on February 12th, I’d been counting down the minutes until they blew out the torch and I could finally be reengaged in evening programming I am actually interested in.  (For the record: I’m normally glued to the Summer Olympics…) 

What I really want to know is:

How’s the weather in Scranton?

What is Liz’s junk food of choice today?  Shells + cheese?  Doritos? 

Ooooh, I just can’t take the suspense any longer!!

(Also, where has this show been?  I really need a weekly dose of Barney…)

what's the deal, CBS? you don't run the Olympics...

My point is that I’ve just really missed you, Primetime NBC. 

And, I’d like to be the first to officially welcome you home!  Hooray!!  :)

xx, L

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Ever since the numerous (almost too many to count) Dallas Cowboys’ Super Bowl wins in the mid-90’s…

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…I’ve only been watching the Super Bowl for one reason: the commercials.  Admittedly, I’m pretty much the worst person to invite to a Super Bowl party.  If asked, I will make food (last night I whipped up a hearty 6-layer dip), but I require complete silence during the commercials.  Or, I will nicely – but sternly – request that we rewind and watch them again.  Sorry, it is what it is. :)

I didn’t think that last night’s commercials were the best I’ve ever seen in my life, but I definitely had a few favorites.  Here’s a countdown of my Top 5 Favorite 2010 Super Bowl Commercials:

5 – Google: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d816441a2/Google-commercial
This one made me feel all fuzzy inside.  (Or was that the chicken wings?)

4 – The Wizarding World of Harry Potter: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d81644114/Universal-Studios-Orlando-commercial
I “want to go to there” IMMEDIATELY.  Can’t wait until it opens in April!

3 – Kia Sorento: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d81643d98/Kia-commercial
My favorite part was the robot doing the robot.  Brilliant.

2 – Doritos: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d816448d0/Doritos-smack-commercial
This kid killed Slick.  “Keep your hands off my momma…keep your hands off my Doritos!!”

1 – E*TRADE: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl-commercials/09000d5d81644636/eTrade-commercial
Every year, E*TRADE does my favorite Super Bowl commercials.  I just love the talking babies.  Lindsay, “the milk-a-holic…” was TBE (the. best. ever.)  AMAZING!

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Not ranked commercials that I also really liked:

Alice in Wonderland: http://superbowlads.fanhouse.com/2010/disney-alice-in-wonderland/
Tim Burton is so visionary.  I can’t wait to see this!

Bridgestone Tires: http://superbowlads.fanhouse.com/2010/bridgestone-bachelor-party/
This one made me giggle.

I have to say that the best part of the entire Super Bowl didn’t even happen on CBS.  It was on Animal Planet: PUPPY BOWL 2010. 

Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl

Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl

I literally almost died watching this.  It started around 3:00 p.m. and was pretty much non-stop coverage of puppies playing in a football-themed pin in Discovery Studios – referee and all.  My favorite parts were when the referee threw flags for “illegal use of paws” and “unnecessary ruff-ruff-ness!” 

Puppy Bowl

Puppy Bowl

Bunny rabbits were situated around the pin next to pom poms as cheerleaders, hamsters flew in a blimp and there was a kitty halftime show.  KITTY HALFTIME SHOW!  I don’t even like cats and I thought this was unbelieveably precious! 

Kitty Halftime Show

Kitty Halftime Show

Watch Puppy Bowl VI highlights here: http://animal.discovery.com/videos/puppy-bowl-vi/

P.S. Did anyone see Kim Kardashian at the game?  I was looking for her the whole time and she wasn’t shown once.  Just saying…

xx, L

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Bocce ball is so hot right now.  All the cool kids are playing it.

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Leon’s has a court, Ormsby’s put theirs inside and now a construction crew is ripping up the outside of the 999 Peachtree building preparing for the new Hugh Acheson restaurant, Empire State South’s, court.  (He’s the chef I love from Five & Ten in Athens!)  Friends, it is time to become an expert on bocce ball.

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Bocce Balls

Here’s the Q+DD on Bocce Ball:

Bocce is a precision sport belonging to the boules sport family, closely related to bowls and pétanque with a common ancestry from ancient games played in the Roman Empire.  Developed into its present form in Italy, it is played around Europe and also in overseas areas that have received Italian migrants, including Australia, North America and South America, initially amongst the migrants themselves but slowly becoming more popular with their descendants and the wider community.  The sport is also popular in the former Yugoslavian countries of Slovenia, Croatia (predominantly in the coastal regions), Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia and Montenegro.  Bocce ball is traditionally played on natural soil or asphalt courts approximately 20 to 27 meters in length and 2.5 to 4 meters wide, sometimes with wooden boards of approximately 15 centimeters in height surrounding the court.  Bocce balls can be made of metal or various kinds of plastic.  Unlike lawn bowls, bocce balls are spherical and have no inbuilt bias.  (www.wikipedia.com)

Court @ Ormsby's

Court @ Ormsby's

Now that you know what it is, here’s how you play it:

A game can be conducted between two players, or two teams of two, three or four.  A match is started by a randomly chosen side being given the opportunity to throw a smaller ball, the jack (called a pallino or a boccino in some areas), from one end of the court into a zone about 5 meters in length, ending 2 meters from the far end of the court.  If they miss twice, the other team is awarded the opportunity to place the jack anywhere they choose within the prescribed zone.  The side that first attempted to place the jack is given the opportunity to bowl first.  Once the first bowl has taken place, the other side has the opportunity to bowl.  From then on, the side which does not have the ball closest to the jack has a chance to bowl, up until one side or the other has used their four balls.  At that point, the other side bowls its remaining bocce balls.  The team with the closest bocce ball to the jack is the only team that can score points in any frame.  The scoring team receives one point for each of their balls that is closer to the jack than the closest ball of the other team.  The length of a game varies by region, but is typically from 7 to 13 points.   Players are permitted to throw the ball in the air using an underarm action.  This is generally used to knock either the jack or another ball away to attain a more favorable position.  Tactics can get quite complex when players have sufficient control over the bocce ball to throw or roll it accurately. (www.wikipedia.com)

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Well, there you go.  Now you’re officially cool.  You’re welcome.

xx, L

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So here’s the thing: I am a much bigger fan of team spirit than actual sports. If we’re talking stats and players and strategy and coaches, you’ve totally lost me. I’m singing showtunes in my head. Trust.

But if you throw hot dogs and beer and team jerseys and coordinated songs and big foam #1 fingers in the mix? I am ALL ABOUT IT. ut_cheerleader

I mean, when you think about it, displaying your team spirit is not much different than a costume party. I believe I come by this genetically, FYI. Witness this picture of my sister during her undergrad days at Kansas:

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She's the "H"

Speaking of my family, being from Birmingham, my family (particularly my new brother in law who may be, at this very moment, reading this post from Pasadena…Hi Brian!) are HUGE Alabama fans. It’s so much fun! I’ve always enjoyed getting decked in my crimson and throwing around rammer jammers and roll tides and such…so I suppose all the questions I’ve been fielding lately regarding my team loyalty today are warranted…

But let it be known: I am not confused. Don’t you think I’ve forgotten what the degree on my wall says! HOOK ‘EM HORNS, Baby! (Ok, it says University of Texas Bachelor of Arts – Theatre and Dance…but you know what I mean.)

Y’all. Is there ANYTHING better than being a Longhorn Fan?
Truly, there’s not. There are so many traditions and so much TEXAS PRIDE. Totally infectious. I urge you to try it this evening. To aide you in your conversion, here’s a handy-dandy list of everything you need to know to be a Texas fan tonight! (even if you’re not sure if Colt McCoy is a quarterback or a beer.)

 (FYI: Quarterback.  That was a bonus.)

(FYI: Quarterback. That was a bonus.)

#1 The Eyes of Texas:

(to the tune of “I’ve been working on the railroad”)

The eyes of Texas are upon you
All the live long day
The eyes of Texas are upon you
You cannot get away

Do not think you can escape them
At night or early in the morn’
The eyes of Texas are upon you
‘Till Gabriel blows his horn!

#2 our Mascot (in case you happen to be from Mars and don’t know this already.)
Bevo the Longhorn!
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You may recognize him here:
longhornTexas men’s service and spirit organization, The Silver Spurs, are responsible for Bevo’s care and transportation:silverspurs#3 Our colors:
Burnt Orange and White. Duh!

Ginnifer Goodwin knows what's up!

Ginnifer Goodwin knows what's up!

#4 Hook ‘em Hornshookem

Texas’ world-renowned Hook ‘em Horns sign was created in 1955 by head cheerleader Harley Clark and was voted the nation’s top hand signal by Sports Illustrated!hookemhorns

#5 Smokey the Cannon

Smokey chills out in south end zone area at home football games and fires blank shotgun shells after each Texas score and at the final gun after a Texas victory. The cannon is operated by the Texas Cowboysyet another men’s spirit organization!smokeyOk. Now you’re prepared. Go get some burnt orange, grab a Shiner Bock, get your Hook ‘Em hands ready and let’s cheer our Longhorns on to VICTORY tonight!

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TEXAS FIGHT TEXAS FIGHT…

xx, L

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God Bless Texas!

2009 Big 12 Champions

2009 Big 12 Champions

Hook ‘Em Horns!   (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=4718287)

Alabama:  See you on January 7 in Pasadena.  The eyes of Texas are upon you…

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xx, L

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Football season is right around the corner.  You may think you are your college team’s biggest fan, but you aren’t – UNLESS you are rocking one of these bad boys!  I thought the original blue Snuggie was as good as it gets, but now they have introduced College Snuggies!

Love the tagline: “Show Your Team Spirit and Stay Warm with the Blanket with Arms!” 

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AMAZING.  I plan to order my Texas Longhorn Snuggie ASAP  – who’s with me?! 

Stay warm this football season!  www.collegesnuggies.com

xx, L

P.S. I think Snuggies are really cute gifts.  Just look how excited Slick was to get his!

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