Friends, readers: I’m desperately seeking a relatively small octopus to live in my cozy Midtown condo to help me make responsible decisions and answer some of the most pressing questions in my life. So far I’ve been grossly unsuccessful on Craigslist, but I’m not planning to give up anytime soon.
If possible, I’d prefer if the eight-legged creature happened to be a decendent of World-Cup-predicting, Paul the Octopus.
Paul’s story here: http://tiny.cc/0yn3c
smarty pants...well, er...tentacles?
Please let me know if you have any leads. Thank you kindly.
xx, L
Tags: I'm just saying..., LMR, newsworthy, Ridiculous., Things that are awesome..., Things we love!, viva espana!, Yowza.
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OMG Paul. This is hilarious. I want an Octopus, too. Olive did not correctly predict ONE of the world cup games. She’s terrible at soccer.
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Olive doesn’t strike me as particularly athletically-inclined, although she is a bit of a sprinter. I bet she could do hurdles, if really pressed.
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