Deep Thoughts on Yom Kippur

Yom Kippur, the holiest of all Jewish holidays, is an important day for personal reflection.  You are supposed to fast all day and think about your wrongdoings over the past year.  Although I did not fast this year, I was supportive of fasting friends and family and thought about my personal “evilness” since the beginning of January.  Since I am pretty much a complete angel, it took about 3 1/2 minutes total.  So, I had a couple of hours on my hands to ponder a few other of life’s most debated questions, including: How do they get the ship into the bottle?  Why aren’t airplanes made out of black box material?  Why is soft serve ice cream so much more delicious than the store-bought kind?  What exactly IS mayonnaise?  I think I have it all figured out - just stuck on this brainbuster:

Captain Corndog vs. Baron Von Broccoli

Some mysteries will never be solved…

xx, L

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